beroberos:

christa it’s not you who’s sposed to be getting nervous jfc

demontadark:

My mom is currently regretting my easter presents

me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me: im pregnant
mom: its the computer
me: i feel down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it

gallifrey-feels:

picklepup:

do you ever just

do u know how hard this was to deal with before i’d admitted to myself that i wasn’t 100% straight no exceptions?

unimpressedcats:

My husband looks like he’s laughing, but he’s screaming in agony. 

unimpressedcats:

My husband looks like he’s laughing, but he’s screaming in agony. 

breakfastburritoe:

ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me

durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

taco-sasha:

tooloolo:

So I found this

OMFG WHY